After posting Dear Cherry Coke I received this as a reply by email…
Dear Narrator,
Due to overwhelming customer response we must now suggest that you please employ visual assistance.Our
loyal drinkers (whether cherryberry or just a nice spicy ceasar) are
imploring us that you please provide a visual along with your
overdubbing.Man was not meant to form pictures in his mind. Rods and Cones are not meant to be static.
We
are certain that the already enormous hilarity value will only be
thoroughly enhanced and that fame will arrive all that much sooner.We thank you in advance for your cooperation.
By the way,
only to our regret are we now forced to inform you that Cherry has
recently contacted us via her barrister and has informed us that she
would have nothing any longer to do with you. She determines this
action due to claims of you guzzling her and then not recycling. As
well as adamant claims of your torrid affairs with a certain young lass
who goes by the name of Pepsi. Whatever the case may be, by all means
it’s none of our business and we only implore you to just get that
hokin’ picture up on the blog. We along with milliions of others just
want to google while the audio reels on.
Trusting in your expeditious reply to this request,
We remain truly yours, The Coca and the Cola Company
Dear Narrator,
Due to overwhelming customer response we must now suggest that you please employ visual assistance.Our
loyal drinkers (whether cherryberry or just a nice spicy ceasar) are
imploring us that you please provide a visual along with your
overdubbing.Man was not meant to form pictures in his mind. Rods and Cones are not meant to be static.
We
are certain that the already enormous hilarity value will only be
thoroughly enhanced and that fame will arrive all that much sooner.We thank you in advance for your cooperation.
By the way,
only to our regret are we now forced to inform you that Cherry has
recently contacted us via her barrister and has informed us that she
would have nothing any longer to do with you. She determines this
action due to claims of you guzzling her and then not recycling. As
well as adamant claims of your torrid affairs with a certain young lass
who goes by the name of Pepsi. Whatever the case may be, by all means
it’s none of our business and we only implore you to just get that
hokin’ picture up on the blog. We along with milliions of others just
want to google while the audio reels on.
Trusting in your expeditious reply to this request,
We remain truly yours, The Coca and the Cola Company