Continuing my “Letters which I do not expect a response from” series is this Episode, Dear Blog – Sorry About Google.
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Here is a letter that i, unfortunatly, never got a response to:
Dear TVtropolis,
I implore you to stop playing overseen, overaired reruns of Friends and Seinfeld. Those 2 shows seem to make up the majority of what is on tv, which defeats the whole purpose of your channel which has a great potential to bring back the shows that we all miss. Frankly, I don’t feel like anybody misses friends or seinfeld now, nor did they ever get a chance to miss them since they have been running constantly since their respective series finales. Seinfeld is on one channel or another almost every timeslot during the day. Once in a while is fine, but here are some alternatives that I would personally jump at the opportunity to watch again (especially since some of them are from before my time so I never had the chance to see them in their prime).
Knight Rider
Magnum P.I.
Miami Vice
Mod Squad
Mission Impossible
Batman (the original with adam west)
Teen Angel
Robocop
Walker Texas Ranger
Spin City
The Twilight Zone
Super Dave
Happy Days
I’m sure you get these kinds of emails all the time, but please take my suggestions into consideration. I mean, honestly… we ALL know that Ross ends up with Rachel, and frankly we don’t care anymore.
Thank you for your time,
Josh Moser- concerned viewer
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Should be there now, do a little refresh and update, maybe dump your cookies?
SPAM
Dear people who say “cheers” instead of saying “bye”,
Please refrain from saying “cheers” instead of saying “bye”. It’s not that I have a disdain for the word “cheers” or its underlying connotations by any means. The issue is that I like to say “cheers” at the end of a conversation, and therefore am at a loss for words when another person says it first. I am then forced to search for another word on the spot and often come up with something that does not fit in place of my standard response; “sure thing” and “yep” to note a few examples. The only reasonable way to resolve this conflict is for you to either (1) wait for me to say cheers first, (2) use another turn of phrase in place of cheers, one that affords me a more natural response, (3) refrain from talking to me altogether, or (4) refrain from ending conversations with me, which will lead me into many cumulative, infinitely enduring conversations.
Thank you
-Josh Moser – concerned conversationalist