Dear letters to which one does not expect a response,
Why are you doing this to yourself? How unrequited your essence is. You go through so much, but gain so little in return. After getting folded and stuffed and stamped and licked and abused, you’re always stuck sitting on the sidelines, waiting for the recognition that you will never get. Will you ever find your reply-mate in the endless sea of postage? It is time to stop waiting around to find out. You need to stand up and demand a response; demand those three little words that can make or break you. Will it be ‘I Love You’? Will it be ‘Return To Sender’?
Deliver us from loneliness,
Joshua Moser – Concerned letter sympathizer
